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[Weebl and Bob : Cube]

Awesome animation, classic Weebl humor.

It's perfect in every way... well, it's perfect for any Weebl fan. I'm not so sure about anyone else. It's like what anyone would do with a real handheld portal device.

[Still Alive - Portal]

Greatest song ever, fair animation.

This is far from Portal-worthy. However, it is a nice, short moment of bliss, and a couple parts had some humor. (Yay, I found cake! Aw, it's a lie.) Now, without further gilding the lily, good job. Keep improving.

[Hardware Store (Lennox)]

Sometimes good, sometimes poor.

A lot of the animations were cheap tweens. The mouth movements were rarely in sync with the song, and the song itself really does warrant a better animation.

However, you got your animations to fit the entire song, and you did have some pretty neat moments, like the GTA parody and the cloud words. The randomly popping exclamation words were nice, too.

[The Hardware Store]

Nice spot to stop.

It has some bad animation at first, and a lot of the animation is recycled multiple times, but the character just cracks me up. I found this funny.

[Mario Kart DeStruction]

Nice animation, but still a little choppy.

It's a nice short, but honestly, isn't that how Mario Kart normally goes? Also, why would you just sit around rather than get 3rd place? The idea of virtually beating someone to a pulp in Mario Kart is amusing, however, this isn't exactly something that warrants a perfect score. Anyone giving this a 10/10 hasn't seen the really good stuff, like Waterlollies.

This has good storytelling, and the voices are extremely clear, and the music, while it was just a game rip, was used very well, but the animation is choppy and could use some fine tuning. Also, this is extremely short, and I felt that the filesize could have been much smaller. Not that 2.8mb is bad, I just think smaller is better as long as it doesn't compromise the quality.

[Bloom where youre Planted]

Boring.

It's not your fifth; it's your sixth, judging from how many other submissions you have on NG. Beyond that, this is like a very lazy advertisement. I don't get the joke, if there is one. The only good bit is the rail trick animation. You seemed to be doing good there, but it was maybe one second long.

hellosmartguy responds:

Its not MY fault that YOU dont get the joke. Dick.

[ParodyRangersTheMovie P.2]

Great animation, acting and humor.

This is as flawless as possible. It's funny, it's funny, and it's uh... funny, yeah.

It's too bad this wasn't made when the movie was first released. It'd be more relevant. Oh well.

[The Awesome Scrolls]

Could have been great.

It's too short, it's not really all that funny, and a lot of the animation looks very lazy. If you made this into something more... awesome... I might consider giving it a 8/10.

[Grand Theft Awesome]

The audio was in and out.

It's nice, but I had some issues with the sound being too loud at some points and too quiet at other points.